Headline: Sen. Hawley of Missouri to Object to Electoral College Results
The Electoral vote has no cred,
So the Ass from Missouri has said.
So we’ll all bear the brunt
Of a meaningless stunt
While he’s beating a horse that’s quite dead.
Tag: Election Fraud
December 22
Headline: As Covid Continues to Spread, Trump is Silent, Focused on Election
As Covid continues to worsen,
Reluctant, I bring an old curse in:
Don: stop the sedition!
Go practice coition,
Sans partner, and on your own person.
December 11
Headline: Texas DA’s Election Case Seen Going Nowhere
The Texas DA’s stunt will fade,
And Donald’s last card will be played.
This Trumpian fraud will
Just vanish like vaudeville.
And that will conclude the charade.
December 9
Headline: Experts Debate Why Trump Keeps Insisting He Won
Behind all the lies and denial,
You think Don has said with a smile,
“I’ll keep crying ‘steal’
Till they cut me a deal:
I’ll shut up. They won’t put me on trial”?
December 8
Headline: Trump Continues to Deliberately Sow Discord
This season, our National Scrooge
Continues his vile subterfuge,
And is on a roll
Towards achieving his goal:
To say, après moi, le deluge.
December 4
Headline: Trump, Stone Offer Increasingly Bizarre Conspiracy Theories
These fake votes are utterly heinous.
You’ll see if you have any saneness:
They pack votes in cars
In small towns on Mars
And ship them here right through Uranus.
November 17
Headline: Trump Campaign Hard Pressed to Find Examples of Voter Fraud
A big Trump supporter in Groton
Had meant to vote, but had forgotten.
You should therefore conclude
That in all certitude,
The whole voting process was rotten.
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