Headline: “Dirty Dozen” GOP Senators Reveal Surgery Before Vote Certification
It’s painless — a quick operation
Performed in full view of the nation.
They’ve had their impacted
Small Scruples extracted…
A comfortable Moral Castration.
Headline: “Dirty Dozen” GOP Senators Reveal Surgery Before Vote Certification
It’s painless — a quick operation
Performed in full view of the nation.
They’ve had their impacted
Small Scruples extracted…
A comfortable Moral Castration.
Headline: Cruz and 11 Other GOP Senators Demand “Audit” of Votes
Memo to Senator Cruz:
Now Don’s been heard turning the screws.
And since he’s been caught, it’s
Not wise to shout “Audits!”
It brands you as part of the ruse.
Headline: Sen. Hawley of Missouri to Object to Electoral College Results
The Electoral vote has no cred,
So the Ass from Missouri has said.
So we’ll all bear the brunt
Of a meaningless stunt
While he’s beating a horse that’s quite dead.
Headline: McConnell’s Acceptance of Results Frees Other Republicans to Do the Same
Mitch, the majority whip
Has now slightly loosened his grip.
Despite Donald’s howl,
He’s thrown in the towel,
So the rats can abandon the ship.
Headline: Electoral College Seals Biden Win
The writing’s on all of the walls,
And now, GOP, country calls.
It’s time to move on
And disavow Don:
Or haven’t you yet grown the balls…?
Headline: Electoral College to Formally Elect Joe Biden Today
The Electors are meeting today,
And we know what they’re going to say:
With no ambiguity
And calm continuity —
It’s “Donald J. Trump: Go Away.”