McCarthy – Polimericks

Occasional Limerick #23

Headline: McCarthy, Other GOP Congressmen Subpoenaed by Jan. 6 Committee

The carrion-eating hyena

Is classified somewhere between a

Foul, ravenous beast

Preying on the deceased

And those congressmen under subpoena.

Headline: Republicans Strip Cheney of Leadership Role

The GOP’s now sold its souls

To liars and conmen and trolls.

Now they’ve got rid of Liz;

The whole Party is his —

Ask not for whom the bell tolls.

Headline: Republicans Increase Attacks on Voting Access, Liz Cheney

Republicans! Oh, they’re so zany!

They’re trying to silence Liz Cheney,

And claim they’re protecting

The rights they’re rejecting

And swearing it’s dry while it’s raining.