January 6 – Polimericks

Occasional Limerick #72, July 28,2022

Headline: Indicators Point to Trump in “Severe Legal Peril”as Committee Draws Closer

Our Donald’s in deep legal poo –

Let’s see what new malice he’ll spew.

He might snarl and smear

As indictment comes near,

Or maybe come down with Kung Flu.

Headline: Secret Service Deleted Critical January 6th Texts

It seems that we can’t find the text,

And jeepers, it makes us perplexed.

We’ve no peace of mind,

As we also can’t find

Whatever it is you’ll want next.

Headline:Former Trump Official Will Testify in Prime Time at Hearing

Prime time! Let’s all see if tonight

The ‘smoking gun’ comes into light.

A fact un-refutable

Not even disputable,

And leads to the vote to indict.

Headline: Aide Testifies About Trump’s Rage On January 6

I’m glad they were able to fetch up

This news about Don and the ketchup.

To hear of this fracas

Is likely to make us

So sick to our stomachs, we’ll retch up.

Headline: Trump Jr. Urged Father to Stop Insurrection

No, Junior, you don’t understand —

This all goes exactly as planned.

I’ll issue denials,

Some fools will face trials,

And soon I’ll be back in command.

Headline: McCarthy, Other GOP Congressmen Subpoenaed by Jan. 6 Committee

The carrion-eating hyena

Is classified somewhere between a

Foul, ravenous beast

Preying on the deceased

And those congressmen under subpoena.