June 26 Headline: Experts Fear “Apocalyptic” Virus Spread We heard the words straight from the Doctor’s lips: The virus is spreading at rapid clips. But Donald won’t buy it And still will deny it, As nothing wins votes like apocalypse.
June 25 Headline: Dow, S&P Fall on New Coronavirus Outbreaks The Dow heads again to the toilet. And what things conspire to roil it? The new economics Of maskless moronics Who cough on the market and spoil it.