Headline: USA Reports 1,000 Virus Deaths Per Day Every Day This Month
One thousand new deaths a day,
And Donald has nothing to say.
With no response planned
His head’s in the sand,
Pretending it’s just gone away.
Tag: Coronavirus
July 25
Headline: Birx Warns Florida, Texas, and California as Virus Deaths Soar
According to good Dr. Birx
You people in Texas are jerks.
FL and CA?
Do we still have to say,
July 18
Headline: U.S. breaks record for new coronavirus cases with over 77,000 in one day
We reason; we argue; we urge —
We point out the virus’ surge —
But we’re learning it’s true
When comparing the two
That Stupid’s the deadlier scourge.
July 17
Send all the data to me!
(And don’t trust that bad CDC.)
Soon you’ll find that you’ve
Seen things really improve!
(I’ll tell you. I won’t let you see…)
June 25
Headline: Dow, S&P Fall on New Coronavirus Outbreaks
The Dow heads again to the toilet.
And what things conspire to roil it?
The new economics
Of maskless moronics
Polimericks 