September 29

Headline: Nation Prepares for First Presidential Debate

I’m sure that this evening’s debate

Will be rational, calm, and sedate,

Based on logic and fact,

And with dignified tact.

And I am Emir of Kuwait.

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  • With a nod to Dorothy Parker

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Author: Steve Hirsch

Steve is a retired high-tech marketing specialist and former chairman of a college humanities division. He's a lover of Shakespeare and classical music, so he writes limericks and plays the accordion. Go figure.

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