A little political Trumpery…Copyright © 2020, 2021, 2022, 2024,Steve Hirsch, All rights reserved.
Headline: With No Details Available on “Pay for Pardon” Report, Trump Calls it “Fake News”
Donald, you’re quite out of touch;
You’re saying “fake news” as a crutch.
Your pushback might harden,
But begging your pardon,
Methinks you protest much too much.
Headline: GOP Largely Silent About Trump’s Fraud Claims
They know the election was fair,
And Donald does not have a prayer…
But as every hack’s shown,
The GOP backbone
Is strong as a chocolate éclair.
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— Teddy Roosevelt, thanks for the metaphor.
Headline: Georgia Senator Perdue Denies Insider Trading Implications
My timing was simply propitious,
And your implication is vicious.
I got some advice
And pulled this off twice —
Now why would you think that’s suspicious?
Headline: Supreme Court Rejects NY Law Restricting Attendance at Religious Services
A prophecy! A divination!
Let’s gather in one big location
And sing songs of praise
And in just a few days
We’ll wipe out the whole congregation.
Headline: Trump Agrees to Transition Activities, But Still Fights in Court
Don’s semi-agreed to transition
While trying to use his position
For further impeding
The lawful proceeding.
Hi, Neighbors, can you spell “sedition”?
Headline: Trump Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey
Don’s just a tiny bit quirky –
Thanksgivings, he won’t eat the turkey.
He’s unfairly maligned:
He won’t eat his own kind!
And neither will Donald eat jerky.
Headline: South Dakota Has Highest Per Capita Covid Hospitalization Rate in the Nation
The governor of South Dakota
Has not changed her song one iota.
Its theme is resistance
To masks and to distance,
And huge spikes in death is its coda.
Headline: Minutes After Joining G-20 Summit Meeting, Trump Starts Tweeting About Election Fraud
Now, Don – I should not have to mention
You really should pay more attention!
And this bears repeating:
Unless you stop Tweeting,
You’ll have to spend time in Detention!
Headline: Trump Campaign Demands Another Georgia Recount
As part of my plan I will forge a
Continued upheaval in Georgia.
So me and the boys in
The band will spread poison.
I would have been great as a Borgia.
Headline: Trump Seems to Lose Interest in Actually Governing
So what do I care if I’m idle?
Right now I don’t need to act vital…
Through all of my reign
This damn job’s been a pain.
What counts for me most is the title.
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