Headline: Jerry Falwell, Jr. Resigns Liberty University Presidency
Things are not going at all well
At Liberty U. In fact, all hell
Has struck Righteous Jerry.
Too much “making merry”
Has certainly led him to fall well.
August 25
Headline: Kellyanne Conway is Leaving the White House
She’s caused us to anger and blister,
But soon we’ll admit that we’ve missed her –
We’ve cherished her lying
A shame that house fell on her sister.
August 24
Headline: President Trump’s Sister Bitterly Criticizes Him in Secret Audio
I think that the Trump family, morally,
Where niece, sis, and brother
All poison each other,
If, this time, just metaphorically.
August 23
Headline: Republicans to Open Convention Monday
A day before Donald’s Convention,
I’m going on record to mention
I bear no ill will
To the delegates. Still,
I’d welcome Divine intervention.
August 22
Headline: Trump Embraces QAnon Conspiracy Because ‘They Like Me’
The Deep State is dark and profound
And machinates far underground.
Supports our behavior.
And what’s more, the Earth isn’t round.
August 21
Marking Polimericks.net’s 100th Posting!
Rush Limbaugh calls Harris a bawd,
And Q’s strange cabal
Counts Don Trump as its pal —
Such limerick riches — I’m awed!
August 20
Headline: With No Virus Relief in Sight, Congress Adjourns Until September
Oh, virus relief? I recall!
We’ll look at it once more this fall.
But if you’re underfed,
Or you’re desperate – or dead,
Well, we don’t feel guilty at all.
August 19 Bonus Limerick
Headline: After Goodyear Bans All Employee-worn Political Clothing, Trump Calls for a Boycott of Goodyear Tires.
It’s hard to believe Donald stood here
Don’t allow MAGA hats?
Then you’re sure to get flats.
But it’s no surprise that’s what you would hear.
August 19
Postmaster Louis DeJoy
Has lost his big chance to destroy
The whole Postal Service.
But still, I feel nervous —
Remember, he’s Donald Trump’s boy…
August 18
O, Gather bouquets from the flower beds,
And praise all the ways that Don’s power spreads!
He’s freed our Great Nation
From foul regulation
And saved us from unmanly showerheads!
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