Headline: Trump Denies Being Briefed on Russian Bounty Intelligence
The Donald’s Commander-in-Chief,
But swears he did not get a brief
On bounties by Russians…
It really does beggar belief.
June 28
Headline: Trump Signs Executive Order Protecting Monuments and Statues
Those Hooligans get me all riled!
I’ll guard you from being defiled!
I promise you, that you
Can count on me, Statue!
June 27
Headline: Huge Saharan Dust Cloud Threatens US
Our financial state is a bust,
Our people are filled with distrust,
We’ve racial disquiet
And Covid and riot.
I’m sorry. We’ve no room for dust.
June 26
June 25
Headline: Dow, S&P Fall on New Coronavirus Outbreaks
The Dow heads again to the toilet.
And what things conspire to roil it?
The new economics
Of maskless moronics
June 24
Headline: Trump Staff Explains Contradictory Testing Remarks
He’ll do it… It’s what he won’t do!
It’s sarcasm, clearly.
He meant it sincerely.
…quite frankly, we haven’t a clue.
June 23
Headline: Trump Fumes After Bad Week
The Bolton book comes out today,
You screw up whatever you say,
And you’ve lost in the courts.
June 22
I grabbed on that glass like a clamp!
I ran down the rest of that ramp!
I’ve got a great grip,
And I don’t ever slip —
I faced danger just like a champ!
June 21
Headline: Tulsa Rally Attendance Much Lower than Anticipated
Oh, dear – what a pitiful turnout!
You think the campaign’s had a burnout?
Those millions of tickets,
And we just heard crickets…
What kind of excuse will you churn out?
June 20
Headline: Rally in Tulsa is Today: Trump Threatens Protestors
Today is the day of the rally —
The lemmings stuffed in the blind alley
And Don’s issued threats
In hope that he gets
Polimericks 