Headline: Trump, Stone Offer Increasingly Bizarre Conspiracy Theories
These fake votes are utterly heinous.
You’ll see if you have any saneness:
They pack votes in cars
In small towns on Mars
And ship them here right through Uranus.
Headline: Trump, Stone Offer Increasingly Bizarre Conspiracy Theories
These fake votes are utterly heinous.
You’ll see if you have any saneness:
They pack votes in cars
In small towns on Mars
And ship them here right through Uranus.
Headline: Trump Alleges Biden Controlled byPeople in ‘Dark Shadows’
There in the shadows they lurk
And if asked for proof –
I act vague and aloof,
Which works with the average jerk.