Headline: GOP Refuses to Condemn Representatives Advancing Conspiracy Theories
There’s Pedophile Pizza in Queens!
The Covid shot alters your genes!
(Include Jewish Lasers –
They’ll help your fund raisers.
And don’t forget chips in vaccines.)
Tag: GOP
January 18
Headline: GOP Signals it Will Oppose Biden’s $15 Minimum Wage Proposal
We are the true friends of the masses!
Defenders of you lower classes.
But a fifteen buck wage
Isn’t fiscally sage….
(They’ll buy it, the credulous asses.)
January 15
Headline: In Impeachment Debates, GOP Calls for “Unity”
Suddenly, they’re all for “unity,”
Which means: “We are seeking immunity
From all guilt and remorse,
As we never, of course,
Let him bully and lie with impunity.”
January 8
Headline: Trump’s Enablers Disavow Insurrection
Dear GOP, you are complicit.
Despite your attempts to dismiss it.
When Trump dropped his pants
You begged for the chance
To line up, bend over, and kiss it.
January 7
Headline: Republican Senators Rush to Disassociate from Trump
‘Till today I was obedient
And re-tweeted every sick tweet he sent.
But after this riot
I can’t remain quiet!
(With two weeks to go, that’s expedient.)
October 15
Headline: California GOP Defends Illegal Ballot Drop-off Boxes
No, really! Our ballot collection
Is just to protect the election!
We just want to ensure
That your vote is secure
And does not meet our grounds for rejection!
August 28
Headline: GOP Stresses Law and Order Platform
We’re champions of Law and of Order
(Except for a white Trump supporter)
And we love those teens
With AR-15s …
Let’s post a few now on the border.
August 3
Headline: Republicans Bar Reporters from Convention
Our meeting is closed to the press
For reasons I’m sure you can guess,
For if Donald speaks out
And what he says leaks out
We don’t have a prayer of success.
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