Headline: Trump Flip-flops on Disaster Aid for California
I don’t like CA. They’re derisive.
I don’t care if that seems divisive.
What’s that? I should do it?
It looks bad? Oh, screw it.
Tag: California
October 15
Headline: California GOP Defends Illegal Ballot Drop-off Boxes
No, really! Our ballot collection
Is just to protect the election!
We just want to ensure
That your vote is secure
And does not meet our grounds for rejection!
September 13
Headline: After Criticisms and Relative Neglect, Trump to Visit California Wildfire Areas
I’d rather go where I’m admired,
But staff says a visit’s required.
Still I’d have no concerns
If the whole damn state burns.
So fry, California. You’re fired.
July 25
Headline: Birx Warns Florida, Texas, and California as Virus Deaths Soar
According to good Dr. Birx
You people in Texas are jerks.
FL and CA?
Do we still have to say,
Polimericks 