Headline: Trump Jr. Urged Father to Stop Insurrection
No, Junior, you don’t understand —
This all goes exactly as planned.
I’ll issue denials,
Some fools will face trials,
And soon I’ll be back in command.
Tag: Insurrection
Occasional Limerick #10: May 21, 2021
Headline: GOP Senators Oppose Independent Insurrection Investigation
What say the GOP purists?
Hey, what insurrection? They’re tourists!
It’s not even quasi
The same as Benghazi…
(It could end with us facing jurists!)
January 8
Headline: Trump’s Enablers Disavow Insurrection
Dear GOP, you are complicit.
Despite your attempts to dismiss it.
When Trump dropped his pants
You begged for the chance
To line up, bend over, and kiss it.
Polimericks 