HHS – Polimericks

Occasional Limerick #3″ RFK, Jr. Nominated to Head HHS

Junior says no to Pasteur

‘Cause raw milk is better, for sure

And if you get sick,

It’s some government trick

That’s keeping your system impure.

For Covid, don’t dare to correct him

For telling us “Use ivervectim!”

Or saying vaccines

Will mess up your genes.

Or urging floor wax up the rectum.

Headline: HHS says Spokesman Takes Two-month ‘Leave of Absence’ Following Conspiracy-laden Rant

HHS spokesman Caputo

Has made his career kaput. Oh,

Mike! Where to go

Where your madness won’t show?

Perhaps in some small town on Pluto?

Headline: Trump Strips CDC of Control of Coronavirus Data; Will Not Grant Public Access

Send all the data to me!

(And don’t trust that bad CDC.)

Soon you’ll find that you’ve

Seen things really improve!

(I’ll tell you. I won’t let you see…)