Pence – Polimericks

Occasional Limerick #66, July 20, 2022

Headline: Pence, Christie, Other Prominent Republicans Campaign Against Trump Primary Picks

The Donald must find this quite jolting,

But some in the party are bolting!

They’re still quite extreme,

But sing a new theme:

“The new GOP! We’re revolting!”

Headline: Five People in Pence’s Circle, Including Chief of Staff, Test Positive for Covid

What terrible timing, Mike Pence:

Your staffers got Covid! From whence?

Well, don’t bother explaining –

There’s no time remaining:

Next week we’ll all say, “Get thee hence!”

Headline: Pence Praises Trump in Wall Street Journal Op-Ed

I’ve written the Journal Op-Ed

And all that you’ve asked for I’ve said.

I’ve praised you at length

For your wisdom and strength.

Now, Master, please, may I be fed?