Headline: Pence, Christie, Other Prominent Republicans Campaign Against Trump Primary Picks
The Donald must find this quite jolting,
But some in the party are bolting!
They’re still quite extreme,
But sing a new theme:
“The new GOP! We’re revolting!”
Headline: Five People in Pence’s Circle, Including Chief of Staff, Test Positive for Covid
What terrible timing, Mike Pence:
Your staffers got Covid! From whence?
Well, don’t bother explaining –
There’s no time remaining:
Next week we’ll all say, “Get thee hence!”
Headline: Pence Praises Trump in Wall Street Journal Op-Ed
I’ve written the Journal Op-Ed
And all that you’ve asked for I’ve said.
I’ve praised you at length
For your wisdom and strength.
Now, Master, please, may I be fed?