Headline: PA Republican Legislators Block Bill Raising the Age to Purchase Assault Rifles
The sale of those guns for assault
Should never be hindered or halt!
Deny teens the purchase?
Why, that would besmirch us!
Death’s part of our party’s gestalt!
Headline: GOP Candidate for Governor Wants PA as “2nd Amendment Sanctuary”
We don’t want no stinking vaccines
Or homos or dumb quarantines
Or giving chicks choices
Or blacks raising voices.
What we want is AR-15s.
HEADLINE: BIDEN WINS PRESIDENCY AS HE TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!
We’ve been nervous and totally wired –
But finally, his time is expired.
At last it’s the day
We finally can say
“Don, you’re a loser. YOU’RE FIRED!”
Headline: Biden Pulls Ahead in Pennsylvania
Well, now it’s the next morning after,
And Don’s on the brink of disaster…
Let’s hope it won’t take
Much more time ’till we break
Into shouts of rejoicing and laughter.