Trump – Page 2 – Polimericks

Occasional Limerick #83: Trump Endorses Tesla Autos at the White House

Tesla’s your best choice by far!

It’s perfect for times as they are!

Now your job’s been excessed

And your house repossessed

You can comfortably live in your car!

Occasional Limerick #82: Trump Imposes Sweeping New Tariffs. Canada and Europe Swiftly Retaliate

He starts with some fictional slights

And then he begins picking fights.

He insults our friends

And won’t make amends

And never will put things to rights

Occasional Limerick #81: Headline: Trump’s Solutions Follow a Pattern

If people raise issues, distort them,

Or twist them all out of proportion –

Proclaim what offends,

Raise tariffs on friends,

And as for the people, deport them.

Occasional Limerick #80: Trump Advisors Call Market Crashes a “Blip”

They can’t blame the tariffs on Biden –

And anger is starting to widen.

So say it’s a “blip,”

Don’s steering the ship –

(But we know the ship’s “The Posiedon”)

Occasional Limerick #79: Headline: Trump Refuses to Rule Out Possible Recession

In quite a revealing concession,

Don says we might see a recession.

But saying it’s true

That he hasn’t a clue

Would be a more honest confession.

Occasional Limerick #78:Headline: Trump Delays Start of Tariffs

We’re having these tariffs….no, wait…

They’re on; I’ve just pushed back the date.

They’ll start right away!

Though first, this delay….

(I’m making America great).

Occasional Limerick #77:Headline:Russia Says Trump’s Foreign Policy ‘Largely Aligns With Our Vision’

King Donald sits smug in the castle,

Proclaiming the vile and the facile.

But wait…just one thing –

Can he be The King

While serving as Vladimir’s vassal?

Occasional Limerick #76: Headline: GOP Congress Endorses Divisive Trump Speech

I’ll simper and won’t make a face,

And all of his lies, I’ll embrace.

I’ve swallowed the kool-aid,

As that is the rule made,

While knowing that I’m a disgrace.

Occasional Limerick #74: Headline: Zelensky – Trump Meeting Turns Into Shouting Match

Zelinsky, you won’t get a dime –

And you’re out of guns and of time.

Oh, does that upset you?

I think you forget you

Are dealing with Organized Crime.

Occasional Limerick #73: Trump Hosts First Cabinet Meeting

A deadbeat who won’t pay his creditors,

A gaggle of sexual predators,

A talking-head drunk,

A billionaire punk,

And fascists who go after editors.