January 4, Extra!

Headline: Trump Heard Pressuring GA Official to “Find” Votes

Hey, Fella — you’d best come on board,

And slightly “improve” how I scored.

So why don’t you cut in

And….hey, what’s that button?

What do you mean it’s “record”?

Headline: No Response from White House on Recorded Call

What wager would you like to make

That Don calls the call a “deep fake”?

And that the result

In the minds of The Cult

Is they still won’t be jolted awake.