Headline: Trump Changes Mail-In Ballot Stance for Florida Only
Florida mail-ins are fine
As long as the box checked is mine.
But if your state’s blue
Then mail-ins won’t do
Tag: Trump
August 5
Headline: Trump Directs Fear Campaign Towards Suburban Women
May I sell you this bottle of Fear?
We’ve had a swell vintage this year.
It goes really great
With some finely aged Hate.
And I am the chief marketeer.
August 3
Headline: Republicans Bar Reporters from Convention
Our meeting is closed to the press
For reasons I’m sure you can guess,
For if Donald speaks out
And what he says leaks out
We don’t have a prayer of success.
July 31
Headline: Trump Floats Postponing Election
Elections can be such a pain…
So why not just let me remain?
As so far I’ve blown it
And can’t run a decent campaign.
July 30
Headline: Trump Endorsed Doctor Believes in “Demon Sperm”
I think there is more than a germ
Of truth in the phrase “Demon Sperm.”
It explains the inception
Of Donald’s conception
And should be a recognized term.
July 29
Headline: Trump, Jr. Twitter Account Suspended 12 Hours for Promoting Hydroxychloroquine as Covid Cure
Oh, Junior! We want to assure you
That Hydroxy-whatsit won’t cure you.
Your timeout is brief,
It’s time we won’t have to endure you.
July 28
Headline: Trump Cancels First Pitch at Yankee Stadium
No fans in the stands – still I’d strut out
And throw a pitch fit for a shutout.
But I might come unglued
By every cardboard fan cut-out.
July 27
Headline: Trump Threatens to Send Federal Officers to Chicago
Chicago – I’m sending a troop
Of Secret Police to The Loop.
Your mayor’s a Dem.
And worse, one of them:
A woman. And that ethnic group.
July 26
Headline: Summer 2020 – America Can’t Sleep
Four million people infected.
Children and families neglected.
No health care, repression,
And widespread depression.
July 23
Headline: Trump Campaign Advises Change in Tactics
You might get a better result
If you try acting like an adult.
With your polls running short
You will need more support,
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