Not statesmen in togas or tunics,
Or Oracles writing in runics,
But what we expected:
The country elected
A congress of slavering eunuchs.
Tag: Trump
Occasional Limerick #58: Headline: Trump Appoints Himself Head of Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts
Don’s annexed Kennedy Center
And he’ll be a wonderful mentor.
He’ll showcase our best…
(Don’tcha love Kayne West?)
And who would dare be a dissenter?
Occasional Limerick #54: Headline: Trump Bans Transgender Athletes from Women’s Sports
If you’ve changed what’s down in your shorts,
Don’s banned you from all women’s sports.
He’s taken firm action!
(And caused a distraction)
You’ll be the next group he deports.
Occasional Limerick #53: Trump Suggests US Take Over and “Develop” the Gaza Strip
That property’s really blue chip,
So let’s go develop The Strip!
Imagine in Gaza:
Trump Tower! The Plaza!
(I think the man’s losing his grip.)
Occasional Limerick #52: Headline: Trumps’s First Weeks Marked by Confusion, Destruction of Offices
The statesmanship of an Attila,
The recklessness of a gorilla,
And key personnel
From the Bowels of Hell.
America, run! It’s Donzilla!
Occasional Limerick #51: Headline: Trump Admits Consumers May Feel “Some Pain” from Tariffs
Although the Dear Leader deplores
The pain that you’ll feel at the stores,
The price you’ll be paying
Results from his saying,
“Folks, I’ve upped my tariffs. Up yours.”
Occasional Limerick #50: Headline: Trump Blames DEI, Biden, and Obama for Air Collision
His blaming is clearly compulsive,
Bigoted, vile, and impulsive.
Just blame DEI,
And don’t explain why.
Quite simply, the man is repulsive.
Occasional Limerick #48: Google Agrees to Change Maps from “Gulf of Mexico” to Trump’s “Gulf of America”
“Gulf of America?” Crap.
We need to change every map.
Now our map text will show
No “Gulf of Mexico.”
Now can we sit in your lap?
Occasional Limerick #47: Headline: Trump Administration to Ban All Transgender Personnel in Military
The Dear Leader’s out on a bender
To wipe out the Army’s trans-gender,
For if our troops knew
That we had one or two,
They’d throw down their guns and surrender.
Occasional Limerick #45: Hegseth Nomination to Head Defense to be Voted On Tonight
They all know he’s not at all qualified,
And most are quite secretly horrified,
But still, while they squirm,
They will vote to confirm,
As Donald J. Trump must be mollified.
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