Headline: Congress Still Arguing Covid Relief
Congress says it will enact
Some Covid relief – in abstract.
So hope, ye afflicted
Or poor or evicted:
It’s coming! Just not quite in fact.
December 16
Headline: McConnell’s Acceptance of Results Frees Other Republicans to Do the Same
Mitch, the majority whip
Has now slightly loosened his grip.
Despite Donald’s howl,
He’s thrown in the towel,
So the rats can abandon the ship.
December 15
Headline: Electoral College Seals Biden Win
The writing’s on all of the walls,
And now, GOP, country calls.
It’s time to move on
And disavow Don:
Or haven’t you yet grown the balls…?
December 14
Headline: Electoral College to Formally Elect Joe Biden Today
The Electors are meeting today,
And we know what they’re going to say:
With no ambiguity
And calm continuity —
It’s “Donald J. Trump: Go Away.”
December 11
Headline: Texas DA’s Election Case Seen Going Nowhere
The Texas DA’s stunt will fade,
And Donald’s last card will be played.
This Trumpian fraud will
Just vanish like vaudeville.
And that will conclude the charade.
December 10
Headline: Supreme Court Rejects Hearing Trump Case on Pennsylvania Votes
The word has come down now from SCOTUS
That they are, in fact, serving notice
That all of Don’s flap
Is just so much crap,
And they’ve had enough of the POTUS.
December 9
Headline: Experts Debate Why Trump Keeps Insisting He Won
Behind all the lies and denial,
You think Don has said with a smile,
“I’ll keep crying ‘steal’
Till they cut me a deal:
I’ll shut up. They won’t put me on trial”?
December 8
Headline: Trump Continues to Deliberately Sow Discord
This season, our National Scrooge
Continues his vile subterfuge,
And is on a roll
Towards achieving his goal:
To say, après moi, le deluge.
December 7
Headline: Trump Continues to Pressure GA Governor Kemp to Overthrow Election
While pressuring Governor Kemp,
Don acts like he’s been smoking hemp.
As do those he relies on –
The folks who advise Don:
That’s Moe, Larry, Curly, and Shemp.
December 4
Headline: Trump, Stone Offer Increasingly Bizarre Conspiracy Theories
These fake votes are utterly heinous.
You’ll see if you have any saneness:
They pack votes in cars
In small towns on Mars
And ship them here right through Uranus.
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