Headline: USA Reports 1,000 Virus Deaths Per Day Every Day This Month
One thousand new deaths a day,
And Donald has nothing to say.
With no response planned
His head’s in the sand,
Pretending it’s just gone away.
August 16
Headline: Trump Elevates “Birther” Claims Regarding Kamala Harris
Again you’re impugning nativity?
I know it’s your major proclivity,
But Birther’s so dated,
And so overstated!
You need more malign creativity!
August 14
Headline: Trump Administration Opposes Postal Service Funding
The Post Office? Easy to handle –
Just rip it apart like a vandal.
Then say it’s inept,
And blame someone else for the scandal.
August 14
Headline: Virus, Politics Leading to Mental Health Issues
I had just a lovely night’s rest
And woke up and felt at my best.
I sat down to peruse
Today’s morning news
August 13
Headline: At News Conference, Trump Calls Harris “Nasty”
His news conference wasn’t well played.
Don showed right away he’s dismayed.
So as in the past, he
Pronounced Harris “nasty”:
A woman of whom he’s afraid.
August 12
Headline: Trump Says Americans Will Have to Learn Chinese If Biden Wins
We won’t be all learning Chinese,
And Biden won’t bend or appease –
But one repercussion:
Don needs to learn Russian,
August 11
Headline: Trump says adding his face to Mount Rushmore would be a ‘good idea.’
The ghosts of George, Abe, Tom, & Ted
Have loudly proclaimed from the dead,
“Naught would make us blush more
Than Donald on Rushmore…
We’d even take Nixon instead.”
August 10
Headline: Trump Walks Out Of Press Conference After Reporter Question
Don’t ever ask Don a tough question –
He thinks that’s a shameful transgression.
With nothing to say,
He’ll just run away.
It’s Trumpian passive aggression.
August 9
Headline: With Months to Go Before Election, Americans Sick of Negative Ads
Political ads are a blight.
Just lies, innuendo, and spite.
Each says their opponent
Is less than a rodent,
And each side is usually right.
August 8
Headline: Trump Says Biden “Is Against God”
Lord, smite the man down by Thy rod!
But disciples, don’t panic!
I’m near-messianic
And walk the Potomac dry-shod.”
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