Headline: CDC Details ‘Urgent Need’ to Address Virus Spread by Young Adults
Dudes! Party on! Misbehave!
Go grab all the fun that you crave!
We’ll crowd and cavort ’till
We’re blitzed! We’re immortal!
Surf’s up, Dudes! Here comes the next wave!
Tag: CDC
September 4
Headline: Rumors Fly About November Virus Vaccine
A vaccine before the election!
You ready to get the injection?
Just roll up your sleeve
And shout “I believe!”
And validate natural selection.
July 17
Send all the data to me!
(And don’t trust that bad CDC.)
Soon you’ll find that you’ve
Seen things really improve!
(I’ll tell you. I won’t let you see…)
July 13
Headline: No School Safety Plan from DeVos
“Send Johnny to school now,” says Betsy.
“He might catch the virus, but let’s see.
The test must be made,
So we’ll risk the 3rd grade,
Though a slight jump in deaths we may yet see.”
Polimericks 