Headline: After Silence During the Debate, Trump Threatens to Veto Relief Bill
The need for relief has been huge,
But Don only brings subterfuge.
And so, the Big Cheeto
Has threatened a veto –
Or should I say, “President Scrooge”?
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December 24
Headline: Trump Pardons Blackwater Contractors Convicted of Iraq Civilian Massacre
To honor this Season of Peace,
Don has proclaimed the release
Of killers from Blackwater —
Who did the Iraq slaughter.
They’ll serve well as secret police.
December 23
Headline: Trump Continues to Try to Discredit Election
His charges are wild and frenetic.
His manner is tense and splenetic.
And he won’t help his cause
By his grasping at straws.
It just serves to make him pathetic
December 22
Headline: As Covid Continues to Spread, Trump is Silent, Focused on Election
As Covid continues to worsen,
Reluctant, I bring an old curse in:
Don: stop the sedition!
Go practice coition,
Sans partner, and on your own person.
December 21
Headline: Trump Downplays Possible Russian Responsibility for Huge Federal Data Hack
This data breach makes me so mad to hear!
And I get the sense something bad is near!
The breach looks quite massive,
But Don’s acting passive!
You think he can’t risk irking Vladimir?
December 16
Headline: McConnell’s Acceptance of Results Frees Other Republicans to Do the Same
Mitch, the majority whip
Has now slightly loosened his grip.
Despite Donald’s howl,
He’s thrown in the towel,
So the rats can abandon the ship.
December 15
Headline: Electoral College Seals Biden Win
The writing’s on all of the walls,
And now, GOP, country calls.
It’s time to move on
And disavow Don:
Or haven’t you yet grown the balls…?
December 11
Headline: Texas DA’s Election Case Seen Going Nowhere
The Texas DA’s stunt will fade,
And Donald’s last card will be played.
This Trumpian fraud will
Just vanish like vaudeville.
And that will conclude the charade.
December 9
Headline: Experts Debate Why Trump Keeps Insisting He Won
Behind all the lies and denial,
You think Don has said with a smile,
“I’ll keep crying ‘steal’
Till they cut me a deal:
I’ll shut up. They won’t put me on trial”?
December 8
Headline: Trump Continues to Deliberately Sow Discord
This season, our National Scrooge
Continues his vile subterfuge,
And is on a roll
Towards achieving his goal:
To say, après moi, le deluge.
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