Headline: Trump Makes Wild Charges at Rallies
The key to The Donald’s campaign
Is treat his own cult with disdain.
He speaks to supporters
As horse’s hindquarters,
Tag: Trump
September 14
Headline: At Nevada Rally, Trump Says He Can Now be “Vicious”
Since Don says, “Now I can be vicious.”
We’ll hear more that’s foul and malicious.
He’s also flagitious
And quite avaricious,
September 13
Headline: After Criticisms and Relative Neglect, Trump to Visit California Wildfire Areas
I’d rather go where I’m admired,
But staff says a visit’s required.
Still I’d have no concerns
If the whole damn state burns.
So fry, California. You’re fired.
September 12
Headline: Trump Compares His Covid Response to Roosevelt’s Response to WWII
The statement is more than bizarre:
Don says he’s just like FDR.
Well, if Franklin swore
There’s no harm in a war
It still would be going too far.
September 11
Headline: Trump Defends His Comments on Virus
The Ship of State sails without panic.
Why raise loud alarms and act manic?
So what if I lied?
What I did was provide
September 10
Headline: Trump Admits to Concealing theTrue Threat of Coronavirus in New Woodward Book
It turns out that Donald did get
The scope of the virus’ threat.
And since the man lied
Many Thousands have died.
September 9
Headline: Three Weeks After Opening, White House Rose Garden Has Drainage Problem
Melania must be quite pained;
She thought no construction remained.
Ma’m, begging your pardon,
But neither the garden
Or Swamp has been properly drained.
September 8
Headline: Trump Attacks After Alleged Comments
The press is a venomous snake pit.
They have no real proof, so they fake it.
And so the result
Is I whine and insult.
Though I dish it out, I can’t take it.
September 7
Headline: Trump Angrily Denies Statements on Military
Don angrily claims we’re misled:
He sure is insistent,
Except it’s consistent
With everything else that he’s said.
September 5
Headline: Trump Seems to Encourage Voting Twice
My motives are simple and pure —
By voting twice you will ensure
The man who’s selected
Is fairly elected —
Polimericks 