Headline: Trump Signs Executive Order Protecting Monuments and Statues
Those Hooligans get me all riled!
I’ll guard you from being defiled!
I promise you, that you
Can count on me, Statue!
Headline: Trump Signs Executive Order Protecting Monuments and Statues
Those Hooligans get me all riled!
I’ll guard you from being defiled!
I promise you, that you
Can count on me, Statue!
Headline: Trump Staff Explains Contradictory Testing Remarks
He’ll do it… It’s what he won’t do!
It’s sarcasm, clearly.
He meant it sincerely.
…quite frankly, we haven’t a clue.
Headline: Trump Fumes After Bad Week
The Bolton book comes out today,
You screw up whatever you say,
And you’ve lost in the courts.
I grabbed on that glass like a clamp!
I ran down the rest of that ramp!
I’ve got a great grip,
And I don’t ever slip —
I faced danger just like a champ!
Headline: Supreme Court Rules Against Trump on DACA
Another of Don’s favorite themes
Is shattered now by The Supremes —
They ruled they will block a
Forced ending to DACA.
Don pouts when he can’t stomp on dreams.
Headline: Pence Praises Trump in Wall Street Journal Op-Ed
I’ve written the Journal Op-Ed
And all that you’ve asked for I’ve said.
I’ve praised you at length
For your wisdom and strength.
This just has to be phony news!
My Court disagreed with my views?
I thought bashing gays
Would win endless praise…
I’ll need a new group to abuse….
What I have sown, now you reap —
Division that’s wide and that’s deep.
It don’t bother me,
I’m born conscience-free!
Headline: Trump Threatens to Sue CNN Over Poll
When I saw myself getting fried in
I threatened and cursed,
“Don’t you dare say he’s first….!”
But the numbers continue to widen.