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September 2

Headline: Trump Alleges Biden Controlled byPeople in ‘Dark Shadows’

There in the shadows they lurk

To plot their nefarious work…

And if asked for proof –

I act vague and aloof,

Which works with the average jerk.

September 1

Headline: Trump Encourages Right-Wing Counter Demonstrators

Can we have another bad riot?

I just love this urban disquiet!

On Fox News TV

The problem’s not me!

I just blame The Other. They’ll buy it!

August 30

Headline: Teenage Shooter Kills Two, Wounds One at Kenosha Protests

You got what you asked for out loud

And pledged to your sanctioning crowd:

“When they start looting….”

Now children are shooting.

I certainly hope that you’re proud.

August 29

Headline: RNC Officially Nominates Trump

The Main Event: Don versus Joe.

We’re watching the fight, blow by blow.

Donald claims it’s a fix,

But his gloves contain bricks,

And he punches consistently low.

August 27

Headline: Trump Stages Naturalization Ceremony During Convention

In my most common narration,

I’ve no use for more immigration.

But a good Photo Op

As an unctuous prop

Is a useful and quick fabrication.

August 25

Headline: Kellyanne Conway is Leaving the White House

She’s caused us to anger and blister,

But soon we’ll admit that we’ve missed her –

We’ve cherished her lying

And crazy denying…

A shame that house fell on her sister.

August 24

Headline: President Trump’s Sister Bitterly Criticizes Him in Secret Audio

I think that the Trump family, morally,

Is like a royal family, historically,

Where niece, sis, and brother

All poison each other,

If, this time, just metaphorically.

August 23

Headline: Republicans to Open Convention Monday

A day before Donald’s Convention,

I’m going on record to mention

I bear no ill will

To the delegates. Still,

I’d welcome Divine intervention.

August 22

Headline: Trump Embraces QAnon Conspiracy Because ‘They Like Me’

The Deep State is dark and profound

And machinates far underground.

But Donald, our savior,

Supports our behavior.

And what’s more, the Earth isn’t round.

August 21

Marking Polimericks.net’s 100th Posting!

Steve Bannon arrested for fraud,

Rush Limbaugh calls Harris a bawd,

And Q’s strange cabal

Counts Don Trump as its pal —

Such limerick riches — I’m awed!