Headline: Trump Says Masks are “Patriotic”: Threatens to Send Federal Agents to Chicago and Other Democrat-run Cities
Now Donald has covered his face more
So he’ll send in police
So that tensions increase
And provoke an exploitable race war.
Tag: Trump
July 21
Headline: Trump Insists Many Cases are “Sniffles” and claims “I’m Right”
“I’m right!” the Dear Leader has said,
“I have no concern that it’s spread.
Most cases are piffle,
And merely a sniffle,
(Don’t ask me about all the dead..)
July 20
Headline: Masked, Unidentified Officers Arrest Protestors in Portland
In Portland, Trump’s secret police
Are not there for keeping the peace.
They’re just there to terrify,
And doing so, verify
July 17
Send all the data to me!
(And don’t trust that bad CDC.)
Soon you’ll find that you’ve
Seen things really improve!
(I’ll tell you. I won’t let you see…)
July 16
Headline: Ivanka Trump Promotes Goya Beans, Raising Ethics Questions, Hispanic Backlash
Señors y Señoras, enjoy a
Big meal with those bean things by Goya!
They’re good for all ages
Of children in cages
July 15
Headline: Judge Frees Mary Trump From Gag Order On New Family Tell-All
No gags now on Donald’s niece Mary.
Though Don claims she’s just mercenary,
What galls him, of course is,
The book reinforces
He’s nasty, vindictive, and scary.
July 14
This President whom he advised
Wants Doc Fauci minimalized.
As Doc’s expertise
Is not shared to appease,
The question is: are you surprised?
July 12
The President says he’s mistreated.
His tweets are self-righteous and heated.
(If he’s whiny now,
Can you picture how
He’ll whine when he’s finally defeated?)
June 11
Headline: Trump Insiders Get PPP Loans; Stone’s Sentence Commuted
How lovely to be a Trump crony,
Just dripping with sweet sanctimony.
We get PPP Loans
And pardon the Flynn-Stones
And feed the whole country baloney.
July 10
Headline: Trump Says He “Aced” Cognitive Test
My cognitive test? Unbelievable!
The Docs thought it wasn’t achievable!
(“Unbelievable?” Absurd.
Yet, that’s the right word.
Believe it? It’s quite inconceivable.)
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