Headline: Trump Seems to Encourage Voting Twice
My motives are simple and pure —
By voting twice you will ensure
The man who’s selected
Is fairly elected —
Author: Steve Hirsch
Steve is a retired high-tech marketing specialist and former chairman of a college humanities division. He's a lover of Shakespeare and classical music, so he writes limericks and plays the accordion. Go figure.
September 4
Headline: Rumors Fly About November Virus Vaccine
A vaccine before the election!
You ready to get the injection?
Just roll up your sleeve
And shout “I believe!”
And validate natural selection.
September 3
A stroke? Not a thing of the kind!
Again I’m unfairly maligned!
If I don’t make sense
I’ve a simple defense:
I always sound out of my mind…..
September 2
Headline: Trump Alleges Biden Controlled byPeople in ‘Dark Shadows’
There in the shadows they lurk
And if asked for proof –
I act vague and aloof,
Which works with the average jerk.
September 1
Headline: Trump Encourages Right-Wing Counter Demonstrators
Can we have another bad riot?
I just love this urban disquiet!
On Fox News TV
The problem’s not me!
I just blame The Other. They’ll buy it!
August 31
Headline: GOP Focuses on Protests Themselves, Not the Reasons for Them
You’re damn right I’m feeling indignant!
These protests are foul and malignant!
They riot and brawl
For no reason at all…
August 30
Headline: Teenage Shooter Kills Two, Wounds One at Kenosha Protests
You got what you asked for out loud
And pledged to your sanctioning crowd:
“When they start looting….”
Now children are shooting.
I certainly hope that you’re proud.
August 29
Headline: RNC Officially Nominates Trump
The Main Event: Don versus Joe.
We’re watching the fight, blow by blow.
Donald claims it’s a fix,
But his gloves contain bricks,
And he punches consistently low.
August 28
Headline: GOP Stresses Law and Order Platform
We’re champions of Law and of Order
(Except for a white Trump supporter)
And we love those teens
With AR-15s …
Let’s post a few now on the border.
August 27
Headline: Trump Stages Naturalization Ceremony During Convention
In my most common narration,
I’ve no use for more immigration.
But a good Photo Op
As an unctuous prop
Polimericks 