Headline: Trump Campaign Hard Pressed to Find Examples of Voter Fraud
A big Trump supporter in Groton
Had meant to vote, but had forgotten.
You should therefore conclude
That in all certitude,
The whole voting process was rotten.
Tag: Trump
November 16. Polimericks II, The Trumpire Strikes Back
We’re back! But just Mon-Fri. And we may skip a day now and then. Or maybe we won’t.
Headline: Trump’s Behavior Appears Increasingly Erratic
Donald’s been acting deliriously,
And fuming and strutting imperiously.
He’s so out of joint,
That I think at this point,
It’s quite hard to take the man seriously.
It’s not his disdain for legality,
Or even his lack of morality.
But in spinning his fable
The man seems unable
To get a firm grip on reality.
November 7, 11:30 AM
HEADLINE: BIDEN WINS PRESIDENCY AS HE TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!
We’ve been nervous and totally wired –
But finally, his time is expired.
At last it’s the day
We finally can say
“Don, you’re a loser. YOU’RE FIRED!”
November 7, 9:22am
Headline: Philadelphia Mayor Tells Trump to “Put On His Big Boy Pants”
Our bullpen’s the absolute worst,
Our offensive linemen seem cursed.
But you dump on Philly,
We’ll vote-slap you silly.
Your big orange bubble has burst!
November 6, 9:18am
Headline: Biden Pulls Ahead in Pennsylvania
Well, now it’s the next morning after,
And Don’s on the brink of disaster…
Let’s hope it won’t take
Much more time ’till we break
Into shouts of rejoicing and laughter.
November 5, 8:00am
Headline: As Trump Threatens, Biden Closes in on 270
Dear Donald, I say without hesitancy
I hope you are losing the Presidency.
And once all is proved,
I hope you are moved
To a different federal residency.
The Morning After: November 4, 7:00am
Headline: Trump Claims Victory, Says Counting Should Stop
Yeah, 18th green. But so what?
This match still ain’t open and shut.
And nothing’s yet grim. We
Won’t give him a “gimmie”…
He still has a very long putt…
Election Day, November 3
Headline: Nation Wary of What Trump Will Do If Vote Goes Against Him
We’re tired, annoyed, and depleted.
We want the thing done and completed.
But chances are slim —
We’re dealing with him —
Just watch if he’s soundly defeated.
November 2
Headline: Final Day of Campaign Arrives
Finally, the campaign cessation!
Tomorrow it goes to the nation.
While we’re all feeling numb,
And there’s more crap to come,
Still it won’t be requests for donation.
November 1
Trump Baselessly Suggests Doctors Inflate Covid-19 Deaths for Profit
Most loathsome of Trump’s Covid lying
Is Doctors will profit from dying.
Some day, when he needs one
I hope that it leads one
To leave him there begging and crying.
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