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Headline: In 1994 Interview, Trump Said “when I come home and dinner’s not ready, I go through the roof.”
Back in ’94, Donald said he
Goes nutso if dinner’s not ready…
Any hopes he’s evolved
Have been quickly dissolved –
It’s one of few places he’s steady.
Judge Rejects DOJ’s Attempt to Defend Trump in E. Jean Carroll Rape Defamation Lawsuit
Don’s in one embarrassing scrape…
Defamed! Allegations of rape!
If Don is convicted
(As widely predicted)
I won’t deck the halls with black crepe.
Headline: Trump Contradicts Meadows, Says He is Still Fighting Virus Spread
Confused about Donald’s polemic?
While saying there’s no epidemic,
He boasts of controlling it
And goes right on trolling it….
Befuddlement’s also systemic….
Headline: U.S. Reports More than 83,000 Coronavirus Cases, Record Daily Total
One day, and all those new cases —
Who knows what that smirk on Don’s face is?
“We’re turning the corner”
Won’t work with a mourner
Or someone who gets what this race is.
Headline: Democrats Prepare for Trump Election Fraud Challenges
In a little bit more than a week
The outlook for calm will be bleak,
When Donald’s shellacked
And it looks like he’s sacked
Headline: Trump Continues to Downplay Virus as Cases Surge
Is to blatantly lie and maintain
The wet weather prediction
Was nothing but fiction
While standing there soaked in the rain.
Headline: As Virus Cases Multiply, Trump Attacks Dr. Fauci
Hey, Don – when you diss Dr. Tony
You prove you’re much more of a phony.
Doc Fauci’s reliance
Is on research and science
Headline: Trump Tries to Spread Fear in the Suburbs
The suburbs? They won’t stay suburban!
The Democrats just want to burn them!
Those left-wing fanatics
Will stuff them with addicts
And people who might wear a turban.
Headline: Trump Flip-flops on Disaster Aid for California
I don’t like CA. They’re derisive.
I don’t care if that seems divisive.
What’s that? I should do it?
It looks bad? Oh, screw it.
Headline:’Unmasking’ Inquiry Yields No Indictments
Hey, Donald – “Obamagate”‘s through…
You’ll need a fresh scandal to spew.
You don’t have much time,
So seize on this crime:
Polimericks 