UN Warns that World Risks Becoming ‘Uninhabitable Hell’ for Millions Unless Leaders Take Climate Action
We’ve hurricanes, flooding, and fires,
But government barely perspires.
Our Donald believes
We should just rake the leaves.
Tag: Trump
October 13
Headline: Without Scientific Evidence, Trump Claims He’s “Immune” from Virus
The President says he’s “Immune,”
And much as I’d hate to impugn
This wondrous discovery
About his recovery
October 10
Headline: Trump Demands Barr Arrest Biden
Damn Biden. I really detest him.
I don’t know why Barr won’t arrest him.
I could not make him stammer,
So off to the slammer!
There’s no other way I can best him.
October 9
Headline: Trump Claims His COVID Was a “Blessing from God”
How Holy of Don for confessing
That God made him sick as a “blessing” .
I’d have thought it God’s curse,
But Don thinks in reverse,
Which I find profoundly depressing.
October 8
Headline: Virus Continues to Spread at White House
A curious fact that we’ve noted
Is those with worst risk of COVID
Are not old and ailing,
Is serving as Donald’s devoted.
October 7
Headline: Trump Poses on White House Balcony and Downplays Virus
I’m Donald. I AM INVINCIBLE!
I don’t learn a thing, out of principle.
And Covid? Don’t sweat it!
No harm if you get it.
(Astounding how you’re still convincible).
October 6
Headline: After Treatment at Walter Reed, Trump Returns to White House.
For all of the Donald’s conditions,
An Army of fancy physicians.
But health care for you?
Don’t care. No can do.
We only insure politicians.
October 5
Headline: Questions Remain About President’s Prognosis
Since we heard Don’s diagnosis
We’re doubtful about his prognosis.
Although we’re assured
The man will be cured.
Just how do you fix a psychosis?
October 4
Headline: Trump Receives Get Well Wishes from Supporters and Opponents
Dear Donald, I’m sending this letter
In hope that you quickly get better,
Then lose, go to trial,
And then spend quite a while
Somewhere chained to a wall with a fetter.
October 3
Headline: Trump Tests Positive for Coronavirus
It pains me to be quite so cynical,
But Donald has been so inimical
To truth I was jaded,
And wasn’t persuaded:
Polimericks 