It tells much of you if you chose
That rather than shame and expose
The lies and the fraud
You morphed into a bawd
And just praised the Emperor’s new clothes.
Tag: Trump
Occasional Limerick #12: Headline: Trump Suggests Liz Chaney May Face Jail Time
Liz, you’re passé and bourgeois,
You think law protects you? Well, ha!
You spoke up to tell on me?
I’d say that’s a felony,
And now l’etat, Pal, c’est moi.
Occasional Limerick #11:Trump Plans to Pardon Jan. 6 Rioters on First Day in Office
A history class for beginners:
The story is writ by the winners –
He won the election
And so insurrection
Was waged by the saints, not by sinners
Occasional Limerick #8: Musk Targets Federal Workers Online
“Oh, Don,” said Elon with elan,
“I think I’ve come up with a plan!
I’ll wait ’till you wreck
Every balance and check,
Then I’ll screw everyone that I can.”
Occasional Limerick #6: Charles Kushner, a Convicted Felon, Nominated as Ambassador to France
Mon Dieu, mes amis! Have you heard?
The new US Envoy! Absurd!
A stain among men!
More foul than the Seine!
But what can we do but cry “merde!”?
Occasional Limerick #5: Nation Proclaims a New Holiday
A new holiday is beginning
To celebrate Dear Leader’s winning
And what is brand-new?
The turkeys eat you!
O, reader! A Happy Misgiving!
Occasional Limerick #4: Fox News Host Appointed Secretary of Defense
I got the head job at Defense!
A just and a fair recompense!
I’m glad my FOX slavering,
Loyal and unwavering,
Trumps any logic or sense.
Occasional Limerick #3″ RFK, Jr. Nominated to Head HHS
Junior says no to Pasteur
‘Cause raw milk is better, for sure
And if you get sick,
It’s some government trick
That’s keeping your system impure.
For Covid, don’t dare to correct him
For telling us “Use ivervectim!”
Or saying vaccines
Will mess up your genes.
Or urging floor wax up the rectum.
Headline: Another Trump Cabinet Pick Accused of Sexual Misconduct
There’s something that really is fab in it!
The boss says it’s cool to be grabbin’ it –
I have. I’m depraved!
And so poorly behaved
That I’ll get a great job in the Cabinet!
Occasional Limerick #73, July 29, 2022
Headline: Trump Hosts Saudi-Backed LIV Golf Tour
And now, for his grossness de jour,
Don’s hosting the Saudi golf tour!
Don’t call it a “bogey,”
It’s now a “Kashoggi”
And rather than sand traps, manure.
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