Headline: Trump Cancels First Pitch at Yankee Stadium
No fans in the stands – still I’d strut out
And throw a pitch fit for a shutout.
But I might come unglued
By every cardboard fan cut-out.
Author: Steve Hirsch
Steve is a retired high-tech marketing specialist and former chairman of a college humanities division. He's a lover of Shakespeare and classical music, so he writes limericks and plays the accordion. Go figure.
July 27
Headline: Trump Threatens to Send Federal Officers to Chicago
Chicago – I’m sending a troop
Of Secret Police to The Loop.
Your mayor’s a Dem.
And worse, one of them:
A woman. And that ethnic group.
July 26
Headline: Summer 2020 – America Can’t Sleep
Four million people infected.
Children and families neglected.
No health care, repression,
And widespread depression.
July 25
Headline: Birx Warns Florida, Texas, and California as Virus Deaths Soar
According to good Dr. Birx
You people in Texas are jerks.
FL and CA?
Do we still have to say,
July 24
Headline: Sagging Trump Campaign Goes on Offensive
I’m Donald J. Trump, and I’m desperate,
So I’m giving the country no respite
From threats and from lying,
Ignoring the dying,
And acting like King of the Cesspit.
July 23
Headline: Trump Campaign Advises Change in Tactics
You might get a better result
If you try acting like an adult.
With your polls running short
You will need more support,
July 22
Headline: Trump Says Masks are “Patriotic”: Threatens to Send Federal Agents to Chicago and Other Democrat-run Cities
Now Donald has covered his face more
So he’ll send in police
So that tensions increase
And provoke an exploitable race war.
July 21
Headline: Trump Insists Many Cases are “Sniffles” and claims “I’m Right”
“I’m right!” the Dear Leader has said,
“I have no concern that it’s spread.
Most cases are piffle,
And merely a sniffle,
(Don’t ask me about all the dead..)
July 20
Headline: Masked, Unidentified Officers Arrest Protestors in Portland
In Portland, Trump’s secret police
Are not there for keeping the peace.
They’re just there to terrify,
And doing so, verify
July 19
Trump Blocks CDC Chief Redfield From Testifying Before Congress
I tell you, it’s all for the best if I
Don’t let Redfield talk. I detest the guy.
What if he acts out
And lets proven facts out?
There’s no way I’m letting him testify.
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