Headline: California GOP Defends Illegal Ballot Drop-off Boxes
No, really! Our ballot collection
Is just to protect the election!
We just want to ensure
That your vote is secure
And does not meet our grounds for rejection!
October 14
UN Warns that World Risks Becoming ‘Uninhabitable Hell’ for Millions Unless Leaders Take Climate Action
We’ve hurricanes, flooding, and fires,
But government barely perspires.
Our Donald believes
We should just rake the leaves.
October 13
Headline: Without Scientific Evidence, Trump Claims He’s “Immune” from Virus
The President says he’s “Immune,”
And much as I’d hate to impugn
This wondrous discovery
About his recovery
October 12
Headline: CDC Details ‘Urgent Need’ to Address Virus Spread by Young Adults
Dudes! Party on! Misbehave!
Go grab all the fun that you crave!
We’ll crowd and cavort ’till
We’re blitzed! We’re immortal!
Surf’s up, Dudes! Here comes the next wave!
October 11
Headline: AG Barr Strangely Quiet on Michigan Plot
Pardon me, now, AG Barr,
I’m wondering just where you are?
If the plotters were leftist
You’d eat them for breakfast.
But I just hear silence so far….
October 10
Headline: Trump Demands Barr Arrest Biden
Damn Biden. I really detest him.
I don’t know why Barr won’t arrest him.
I could not make him stammer,
So off to the slammer!
There’s no other way I can best him.
October 9
Headline: Trump Claims His COVID Was a “Blessing from God”
How Holy of Don for confessing
That God made him sick as a “blessing” .
I’d have thought it God’s curse,
But Don thinks in reverse,
Which I find profoundly depressing.
October 8
Headline: Virus Continues to Spread at White House
A curious fact that we’ve noted
Is those with worst risk of COVID
Are not old and ailing,
Is serving as Donald’s devoted.
October 7
Headline: Trump Poses on White House Balcony and Downplays Virus
I’m Donald. I AM INVINCIBLE!
I don’t learn a thing, out of principle.
And Covid? Don’t sweat it!
No harm if you get it.
(Astounding how you’re still convincible).
October 6
Headline: After Treatment at Walter Reed, Trump Returns to White House.
For all of the Donald’s conditions,
An Army of fancy physicians.
But health care for you?
Don’t care. No can do.
We only insure politicians.
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