I’ll simper and won’t make a face,
And all of his lies, I’ll embrace.
I’ve swallowed the kool-aid,
As that is the rule made,
While knowing that I’m a disgrace.
Tag: GOP
Occasional Limerick #59: Headline: GOP Senators are Silent About Trump Moves
Not statesmen in togas or tunics,
Or Oracles writing in runics,
But what we expected:
The country elected
A congress of slavering eunuchs.
Occasional Limerick #13: Headline: Trump’s Former Rivals and Critics Line Up to Support Him
It tells much of you if you chose
That rather than shame and expose
The lies and the fraud
You morphed into a bawd
And just praised the Emperor’s new clothes.
Occasional Limerick #66, July 20, 2022
Headline: Pence, Christie, Other Prominent Republicans Campaign Against Trump Primary Picks
The Donald must find this quite jolting,
But some in the party are bolting!
They’re still quite extreme,
But sing a new theme:
“The new GOP! We’re revolting!”
Occasional Limerick #26, May 24,2022
Headline: GOP Candidates Continue to Stress Ties to Trump
Now GOP candidates, please,
There’s no need to drop to your knees
And show the whole Nation
Your butt osculation
And really bad case of DTs.
Occasional Limerick #10: May 21, 2021
Headline: GOP Senators Oppose Independent Insurrection Investigation
What say the GOP purists?
Hey, what insurrection? They’re tourists!
It’s not even quasi
The same as Benghazi…
(It could end with us facing jurists!)
Occasional Limerick #9: May 13, 2021
Headline: Republicans Strip Cheney of Leadership Role
The GOP’s now sold its souls
To liars and conmen and trolls.
Now they’ve got rid of Liz;
The whole Party is his —
Ask not for whom the bell tolls.
Occasional Limerick #8: May 10, 2021
Headline: Republicans Boo Romney, Prepare to Oust Cheney
No more milquetoast hawings and hemmings!
Republicans! On with condemnings!
And spare not the axe
For those dealing with facts,
But march ever forward, O Lemmings!
Occasional Limerick #7: May 7, 2021
Headline: Republicans Increase Attacks on Voting Access, Liz Cheney
Republicans! Oh, they’re so zany!
They’re trying to silence Liz Cheney,
And claim they’re protecting
The rights they’re rejecting
And swearing it’s dry while it’s raining.
Occasional Limerick #2: February 12
Headline: Despite Evidence, Most Republican Senators Will Vote Party Line on Impeachment
What? Judge with a true open mind?
How silly; we’re lock-step aligned —
We do not see evidence
Against Party Presidents,
As, after all, Justice is Blind.
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