Headline: Trump Continues to Pressure GA Governor Kemp to Overthrow Election
While pressuring Governor Kemp,
Don acts like he’s been smoking hemp.
As do those he relies on –
The folks who advise Don:
That’s Moe, Larry, Curly, and Shemp.
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December 4
Headline: Trump, Stone Offer Increasingly Bizarre Conspiracy Theories
These fake votes are utterly heinous.
You’ll see if you have any saneness:
They pack votes in cars
In small towns on Mars
And ship them here right through Uranus.
December 2
Headline: GOP Largely Silent About Trump’s Fraud Claims
They know the election was fair,
And Donald does not have a prayer…
But as every hack’s shown,
The GOP backbone
Is strong as a chocolate éclair.
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— Teddy Roosevelt, thanks for the metaphor.
November 27
Headline: Trump Agrees to Transition Activities, But Still Fights in Court
Don’s semi-agreed to transition
While trying to use his position
For further impeding
The lawful proceeding.
Hi, Neighbors, can you spell “sedition”?
November 26: Happy Thanksgiving!
Headline: Trump Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey
Don’s just a tiny bit quirky –
Thanksgivings, he won’t eat the turkey.
He’s unfairly maligned:
He won’t eat his own kind!
And neither will Donald eat jerky.
November 24
Headline: Minutes After Joining G-20 Summit Meeting, Trump Starts Tweeting About Election Fraud
Now, Don – I should not have to mention
You really should pay more attention!
And this bears repeating:
Unless you stop Tweeting,
You’ll have to spend time in Detention!
November 23
Headline: Trump Campaign Demands Another Georgia Recount
As part of my plan I will forge a
Continued upheaval in Georgia.
So me and the boys in
The band will spread poison.
I would have been great as a Borgia.
November 20
Headline: Trump Seems to Lose Interest in Actually Governing
So what do I care if I’m idle?
Right now I don’t need to act vital…
Through all of my reign
This damn job’s been a pain.
What counts for me most is the title.
November 19
Headline: As Lawsuits Fail, Trump Continues to Maintain He Won the Election
I won that election; just trust me.
You say that’s not true? You disgust me.
Those “votes” that they counted
Quite clearly amounted
To fraud that is massive. Or must be.
November 18
Headline: As Virus Spreads Rapidly, Trump Largely Silent
Oh, don’t be a worry-wart fretter
Or think Don’s a big Super Spreader!
He’s done huge amounts
For what truly counts —
His putting is getting much better.
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