Headline: Despite 3rd Largest Increase in Cases, Florida Gov. DeSantis Overrides Local Covid Ordinances
By my, Ron DeSatan’s, command,
All virus precautions are banned.
Although we’ve exploded
With cases of Covid,
Come on down to Fantasyland!
Tag: Virus
September 26
Headline: Trump Loses Patience Over Sober Covid Assessments
With evidence right in their noses,
What negligence all this exposes!
The truth is too stinging,
So Don’s folks are singing:
It’s “Everything’s Coming Up Roses.”
September 4
Headline: Rumors Fly About November Virus Vaccine
A vaccine before the election!
You ready to get the injection?
Just roll up your sleeve
And shout “I believe!”
And validate natural selection.
August 17
Headline: USA Reports 1,000 Virus Deaths Per Day Every Day This Month
One thousand new deaths a day,
And Donald has nothing to say.
With no response planned
His head’s in the sand,
Pretending it’s just gone away.
August 14
Headline: Virus, Politics Leading to Mental Health Issues
I had just a lovely night’s rest
And woke up and felt at my best.
I sat down to peruse
Today’s morning news
July 25
Headline: Birx Warns Florida, Texas, and California as Virus Deaths Soar
According to good Dr. Birx
You people in Texas are jerks.
FL and CA?
Do we still have to say,
July 21
Headline: Trump Insists Many Cases are “Sniffles” and claims “I’m Right”
“I’m right!” the Dear Leader has said,
“I have no concern that it’s spread.
Most cases are piffle,
And merely a sniffle,
(Don’t ask me about all the dead..)
July 18
Headline: U.S. breaks record for new coronavirus cases with over 77,000 in one day
We reason; we argue; we urge —
We point out the virus’ surge —
But we’re learning it’s true
When comparing the two
That Stupid’s the deadlier scourge.
July 17
Send all the data to me!
(And don’t trust that bad CDC.)
Soon you’ll find that you’ve
Seen things really improve!
(I’ll tell you. I won’t let you see…)
July 9
Headline: USA Reaches 3 Million Virus Cases
Oh, great. We’ve got three million cases….
Yet Donald’s response to his base is
To keep right on blathering,
Encouraging gathering
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