Headline: As Lawsuits Fail, Trump Continues to Maintain He Won the Election
I won that election; just trust me.
You say that’s not true? You disgust me.
Those “votes” that they counted
Quite clearly amounted
To fraud that is massive. Or must be.
Author: Steve Hirsch
Steve is a retired high-tech marketing specialist and former chairman of a college humanities division. He's a lover of Shakespeare and classical music, so he writes limericks and plays the accordion. Go figure.
November 18
Headline: As Virus Spreads Rapidly, Trump Largely Silent
Oh, don’t be a worry-wart fretter
Or think Don’s a big Super Spreader!
He’s done huge amounts
For what truly counts —
His putting is getting much better.
November 17
Headline: Trump Campaign Hard Pressed to Find Examples of Voter Fraud
A big Trump supporter in Groton
Had meant to vote, but had forgotten.
You should therefore conclude
That in all certitude,
The whole voting process was rotten.
November 16. Polimericks II, The Trumpire Strikes Back
We’re back! But just Mon-Fri. And we may skip a day now and then. Or maybe we won’t.
Headline: Trump’s Behavior Appears Increasingly Erratic
Donald’s been acting deliriously,
And fuming and strutting imperiously.
He’s so out of joint,
That I think at this point,
It’s quite hard to take the man seriously.
It’s not his disdain for legality,
Or even his lack of morality.
But in spinning his fable
The man seems unable
To get a firm grip on reality.
November 8
Dear Friends —
After 181 successive limericks, I’m going to celebrate Joe’s win by taking a couple of days off. Thank you for all the encouragement and comments.
I’ll be back soon, as I’m sure the lame-ducks will be quacking up a storm and providing me with new material.
See you in a little bit.
— Steve
November 7, 11:30 AM
HEADLINE: BIDEN WINS PRESIDENCY AS HE TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!
We’ve been nervous and totally wired –
But finally, his time is expired.
At last it’s the day
We finally can say
“Don, you’re a loser. YOU’RE FIRED!”
November 7, 9:22am
Headline: Philadelphia Mayor Tells Trump to “Put On His Big Boy Pants”
Our bullpen’s the absolute worst,
Our offensive linemen seem cursed.
But you dump on Philly,
We’ll vote-slap you silly.
Your big orange bubble has burst!
November 6, 9:18am
Headline: Biden Pulls Ahead in Pennsylvania
Well, now it’s the next morning after,
And Don’s on the brink of disaster…
Let’s hope it won’t take
Much more time ’till we break
Into shouts of rejoicing and laughter.
November 5, 8:00am
Headline: As Trump Threatens, Biden Closes in on 270
Dear Donald, I say without hesitancy
I hope you are losing the Presidency.
And once all is proved,
I hope you are moved
To a different federal residency.
November 4: 12:53PM
Headline: Key States Still Counting. Results Still in Doubt
PM now. Results we ain’t got.
Our nerves are still totally shot.
We’re holding our breath,
And we’re half scared to death,
And basically, we don’t know squat.
Polimericks 