Headline: U.S. Reports More than 83,000 Coronavirus Cases, Record Daily Total
One day, and all those new cases —
Who knows what that smirk on Don’s face is?
“We’re turning the corner”
Won’t work with a mourner
Or someone who gets what this race is.
Author: Steve Hirsch
Steve is a retired high-tech marketing specialist and former chairman of a college humanities division. He's a lover of Shakespeare and classical music, so he writes limericks and plays the accordion. Go figure.
October 24
Headline: Democrats Prepare for Trump Election Fraud Challenges
In a little bit more than a week
The outlook for calm will be bleak,
When Donald’s shellacked
And it looks like he’s sacked
October 23
Headline: Trump and Biden Face Off in Final Debate
To help choose our next Chief of State
We’ve had one last so-called debate.
“Debate’s” euphemistic
For Don gone ballistic
To slander and whine and inflate.
October 22
Headline: Parents of 545 Children Separated at US border Still Can’t be Found
Tus padres, not us, are the errants,
So grant us a little forbearance,
And kindly stay caged
‘Till you’re middle aged.
By then we might locate your parents….
October 21
Headline: Trump Continues to Downplay Virus as Cases Surge
Is to blatantly lie and maintain
The wet weather prediction
Was nothing but fiction
While standing there soaked in the rain.
October 20
Headline: As Virus Cases Multiply, Trump Attacks Dr. Fauci
Hey, Don – when you diss Dr. Tony
You prove you’re much more of a phony.
Doc Fauci’s reliance
Is on research and science
October 19
Headline: Trump Tries to Spread Fear in the Suburbs
The suburbs? They won’t stay suburban!
The Democrats just want to burn them!
Those left-wing fanatics
Will stuff them with addicts
And people who might wear a turban.
October 18
Headline: Giuliani Say People No Longer Die From Virus, Floats Highly Suspect “October Surprise”
We used to be proud of you, Rudy –
You once led beyond call of duty.
Now we just reflect
How you lost our respect
October 17
Headline: Trump Flip-flops on Disaster Aid for California
I don’t like CA. They’re derisive.
I don’t care if that seems divisive.
What’s that? I should do it?
It looks bad? Oh, screw it.
October 16
Headline:’Unmasking’ Inquiry Yields No Indictments
Hey, Donald – “Obamagate”‘s through…
You’ll need a fresh scandal to spew.
You don’t have much time,
So seize on this crime:
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